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Thu Nov 19 16:11:58 UTC 2015 <asciilifeform> instead they show up and warm the chair, collect cheque
Thu Nov 19 15:57:35 UTC 2015 <pete_dushenski> "operation pushing wet noodle up hill"
Thu Nov 19 15:54:37 UTC 2015 <assbot> Logged on 19-11-2015 15:24:00; asciilifeform: for some reason i am reminded of 'farmer's market' sc4mz0rz who load up on monsanto garbage at the big box shop and then resell 'organic tomatoez!!111' to chumpers
Thu Nov 19 15:50:41 UTC 2015 <asciilifeform> right after you put on a new tape bobbin & back up, no ?
Thu Nov 19 15:48:38 UTC 2015 <pete_dushenski> http://static1.consumerreportscdn.org/etc/designs/news-archive/cars/2013/03/Tesla-Model-S-third-row-seat.jpg << tesla 'jump' seats, for kulak children up to age ~9.
Thu Nov 19 15:24:00 UTC 2015 <asciilifeform> for some reason i am reminded of 'farmer's market' sc4mz0rz who load up on monsanto garbage at the big box shop and then resell 'organic tomatoez!!111' to chumpers
Thu Nov 19 15:06:27 UTC 2015 <mircea_popescu> exactly. so what happens next ? a) they show up for work and b) the only work they can do is star in movies, where unfortunate thirld worlders suffer the horrible fate of having their ancestral knowledge passed down at great expense that "white man good, you scum" married to the fact that deep down in his entrails he feels like this is a great thing!
Thu Nov 19 15:01:16 UTC 2015 <mircea_popescu> soon enough they unionize themselves out of class, then they show up for jobs and "force" the "evil capitalist" to you know, hire them to randi zuckerberg all over the office.
Thu Nov 19 11:03:16 UTC 2015 <adlai> too much money, too much sucrose... so we blaze across the petri dish, gobbling up agar until we smack into plastic
Thu Nov 19 03:42:49 UTC 2015 <BingoBoingo> Ah, that. I must have fucked up the copypasta
Thu Nov 19 03:13:48 UTC 2015 <asciilifeform> kinda funny usg story - 30k balance? no prob. but when i asked for 20kg of Pb brick for pedestal, so it wouldn't wander at 4th dec place when the lifts went up & down in the hallway - they never happened
Thu Nov 19 03:08:37 UTC 2015 <mircea_popescu> !up birdman_
Thu Nov 19 03:06:46 UTC 2015 <Cristina_> up!
Thu Nov 19 03:06:18 UTC 2015 <mircea_popescu> !up Cristina_
Thu Nov 19 02:57:51 UTC 2015 <asciilifeform> e.g., '101.1234 g of hcn poisons up to 500 wolverines'
Thu Nov 19 02:56:22 UTC 2015 <mircea_popescu> my penis is 12 inches long, fits vaginas up to 11.624 inches !
Thu Nov 19 02:53:05 UTC 2015 <mircea_popescu> that's probably the most effectual anti-"seo" thing google came up with. leverage people's laziness, if it's easy for "expert" to claim success and for empoyer to "verify" it, everyone's happy.
Thu Nov 19 02:46:37 UTC 2015 <asciilifeform> 'Eulora open-source conveyance technology that utilizes Linear Synchronous Motors for article retrieval of up to 50 Kg.' << l0l!!
Wed Nov 18 22:31:30 UTC 2015 <mircea_popescu> it worked fine up until 5 minutes ago. hurr durr.
Wed Nov 18 22:13:59 UTC 2015 <jurov> it's up to you