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Sat Dec 26 15:36:55 UTC 2015 <asciilifeform> 'Running Firefox on this machine to browse "modern," Javascript-heavy sites is an excercise in frustration; the 2015 version of CNN.com basically freezes Firefox for 30 seconds or more.'
Mon Dec 21 14:03:18 UTC 2015 <shinohai> https://ryanxcharlestimes.com/10-gb-blocks-e7ed69e54a66#.wez1ap2lb <<<fucking hilarious, now after all that hard work changing 1 variable rewrite in your precious javascript.
Mon Dec 21 09:25:24 UTC 2015 <mircea_popescu> anyway. maybe time for kickstarter jokes. "yo kickstarter's so fat it wears the css on its javascript!"
Thu Dec 17 01:46:02 UTC 2015 <mircea_popescu> i don't get it, the chicks should bag groceries and make ~10.5 and the dudes should dfick around with javascript and make more than 9 ?!
Thu Dec 17 00:42:34 UTC 2015 <asciilifeform> 'That Google approves the javascript in AMP is a tradeoff. You want the javascript to be minified, secure, compact, and standardized. But you also want new things in AMP and there?s an open process for that.' <<< ahahahahaha
Wed Dec 16 05:17:06 UTC 2015 <morenoh149> I write javascript mostly. I own a little bitcoin I bought off some asian guy
Wed Dec 16 05:07:20 UTC 2015 <ben_vulpes> lol ##javascript
Wed Dec 16 04:54:45 UTC 2015 <danielpbarron> it sounds almost like a joke to include this channel and ##javascript in the same list of "best channels" -- and cyberwizard is a nice cherry on top
Wed Dec 16 04:52:00 UTC 2015 <morenoh149> ##javascript
Fri Dec 04 20:01:27 UTC 2015 <danielpbarron> i search on biblegateway sometimes for key words, although i don't like to actually link to that site since it's javascript nightmare garbage
Thu Dec 03 23:25:45 UTC 2015 <phf> of course guy now does "fullstack" development instead (javascript, web)
Wed Dec 02 22:56:29 UTC 2015 <ben_vulpes> I AM BECOME JAVASCRIPT
Wed Dec 02 21:10:40 UTC 2015 <thestringpuller> dude I compiled a C program in javascript?
Wed Dec 02 20:59:18 UTC 2015 <assbot> Javascript PC Emulator ... ( http://bit.ly/1OybJjS )
Wed Dec 02 20:58:52 UTC 2015 <assbot> jor1k: OpenRISC OR1K Javascript Emulator Running Linux With Network Support ... ( http://bit.ly/1OybFk9 )
Wed Dec 02 20:56:38 UTC 2015 <thestringpuller> now we can do everything in da javascript. the browser is da future!
Wed Dec 02 19:27:45 UTC 2015 <asciilifeform> 'I can't believe no one ever thought of a way how browser can authenticate a session without giving out secrets to anyone, including javascript.' << pgp ?
Wed Nov 25 20:57:46 UTC 2015 <assbot> Move over, Linux -- JavaScript-powered NodeOS 1.0 approaches | JavaWorld ... ( http://bit.ly/1LAedaY )
Wed Nov 25 20:57:44 UTC 2015 <shinohai> http://www.javaworld.com/article/3006978/javascript/move-over-linux-javascript-powered-nodeos-10-approaches.html <<< let's just power the whole damned world on js
Thu Nov 19 23:33:51 UTC 2015 <assbot> Logged on 19-11-2015 20:55:55; gabriel_laddel: I sunk a lot of time into it (and got it working) only to realize that I don't want to javascript no matter how s-expressiony it is.