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Thu Jun 25 03:15:56 UTC 2015 <asciilifeform> terrible, monumentally stinking cpp turd
Wed Jun 24 00:03:46 UTC 2015 <asciilifeform> http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-06-2015#1173698 << wtf is that. for a sec i thought it had to do with bitcoin nodes, but turns out it's some random turd, l0l
Tue Jun 23 20:41:33 UTC 2015 <ascii_field> so apparently 'linux support' in modern scientific instrumentation means 'you can, maybe, write own driver in a week by studying pieces of the broken turd we published five hw revisions ago'
Sun Jun 21 02:47:37 UTC 2015 <asciilifeform> http://btc.yt/lxr/satoshi/source/src/net.cpp#1332 << l0l, stray turd
Fri Jun 19 21:21:35 UTC 2015 <ascii_field> thing is a turd, from the black-box cpu (all 'arm' are builds of opaque licensed blob from uk) to the 'systemd' shit ecosystem that will run on top
Fri Jun 19 21:15:05 UTC 2015 <ascii_field> the only thing more useless than a modern opaque turd is a 1990s opaque turd that no one is ~even working on~ reverse-engineering today
Fri Jun 19 03:46:26 UTC 2015 <BingoBoingo> Shitgnomes leave turd traps and prevent nice things. Shit lords bury gnomes in turds to highlight their wretch. Mike Hearnia is a cononical shitgnome. Theo Deraadt and alf are cononical shitlords
Thu Jun 18 01:00:00 UTC 2015 <ascii_field> like the 'yubikey' turd mtgox shipped ?
Wed Jun 17 17:53:19 UTC 2015 <ascii_field> funkenstein_: the way it works is that there is literally no way to build a 'bitstream' (as the configs are called) for a chip without using vendor's turd toolchain
Wed Jun 17 15:51:00 UTC 2015 <assbot> Logged on 17-06-2015 13:17:59; asciilifeform: you can pick up a textbook and write a dram controller for fpga from first principles - and it won't work. because, for starters, only a small number of output cells in the chip can function on both rising and falling edge of clock cycle (what 'ddr' means) and only xilinx's closed turd knows where they are in the routing fabric;
Wed Jun 17 13:17:59 UTC 2015 <asciilifeform> you can pick up a textbook and write a dram controller for fpga from first principles - and it won't work. because, for starters, only a small number of output cells in the chip can function on both rising and falling edge of clock cycle (what 'ddr' means) and only xilinx's closed turd knows where they are in the routing fabric;
Wed Jun 17 13:15:56 UTC 2015 <asciilifeform> http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-06-2015#1165915 << key detail: 'IP-Core : MIG V:3.6.1'. that's 'memory interface generator', xilinx's gui turd. it shits out code which is a mere wrapper on a closed-source gigantic steaming pile of shit. and the output is unique to a particular model and subtype of chip.
Mon Jun 15 19:52:01 UTC 2015 <asciilifeform> ag3nt_zer0: how did you come to the notion that a closed turd of a platform such as 'raspberry' is a good starting point for learning programming ?
Fri Jun 12 21:48:27 UTC 2015 <ascii_field> (they wish to have their 'directx' turd in universal, mandatory use)
Fri Jun 12 20:28:30 UTC 2015 <ascii_field> otherwise it's a turd
Thu Jun 11 20:15:00 UTC 2015 <ascii_field> turd
Thu Jun 11 20:09:16 UTC 2015 <ascii_field> mircea_popescu: it's a turd
Thu Jun 11 19:07:39 UTC 2015 <mircea_popescu> a large piece about what a piece of human refuse pao is, and what a huge turd everything ycombinator touches turns out, and specifically about what a failed human being altgman is and what a morally repugnant schmoe graham is for allowing the charade to continue
Wed Jun 10 16:14:00 UTC 2015 <mircea_popescu> no, seriously, i'm curious how the majesty of the turd statue is going to recover from something like that.
Wed Jun 10 09:52:01 UTC 2015 <BingoBoingo> wyrdmantis: Feel free to write it up. I'm taking part a Preet Bharara turd atm.