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Thu May 14 02:02:41 UTC 2015 <asciilifeform> to be fair, the item under review was a prng turd written for turdroid etc.
Wed May 13 21:36:42 UTC 2015 <asciilifeform> and articles like this, https://freedom-to-tinker.com/blog/jbonneau/be-wary-of-one-time-pads-and-other-crypto-unicorns which is a kind of 'mouse poison' in the sense that it combines perfectly valid observation 'don't use random bozo's java crypto turd' with 'one time pads cannot work'
Wed May 13 02:47:29 UTC 2015 <asciilifeform> http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-05-2015#1129622 << you were thinking of netbsd? which has that idiotic turd, using openssl
Tue May 12 00:10:44 UTC 2015 <trinque> they tell you specifically to *bury* it? like a cat turd?
Mon May 11 19:14:13 UTC 2015 <assbot> Logged on 11-05-2015 17:41:02; ascii_field: at any rate, the reason to hold off creaming your pants on this occasion, is that 1) it's yet another von neumann turd 2) enjoy trading usg boobytraps for ru variant
Mon May 11 17:41:02 UTC 2015 <ascii_field> at any rate, the reason to hold off creaming your pants on this occasion, is that 1) it's yet another von neumann turd 2) enjoy trading usg boobytraps for ru variant
Sun May 10 17:15:36 UTC 2015 <decimation> so you get a 'partially compiled' black box turd? it's amazing hardware vendors put up with that kind of shit
Sun May 10 17:14:18 UTC 2015 <asciilifeform> rather, it is that arm is implemented by 'licensees' who get an opaque turd
Sun May 10 17:13:07 UTC 2015 <decimation> yeah but the world seems to be adopting the arm turd instead
Sun May 10 17:04:39 UTC 2015 <asciilifeform> so, for instance, if you -never- run winblows, you can nix -all- of classical x86 bios-compatibility turd
Fri May 08 23:23:07 UTC 2015 <asciilifeform> but they all make turd built from same circuit)
Thu May 07 03:35:44 UTC 2015 <decimation> asciilifeform: std_vector is one of those things that c++philes love (it just works!!), but when examined - contains refined turd juice
Wed May 06 02:05:00 UTC 2015 <asciilifeform> mircea_popescu: supposedly out. and, iirc it's a pedantically documented sparc, rather than closed turd
Wed May 06 01:51:22 UTC 2015 <mircea_popescu> not sure why you, or i, or anyone would give a shit about some closed turd.
Wed May 06 01:35:36 UTC 2015 <asciilifeform> but yes, it has been decided, the intel rootkittronic turd is to be in all x86 boxen.
Tue May 05 01:32:21 UTC 2015 <asciilifeform> mircea_popescu> sort-of like impromptu dentistry << big business in the turd world (of which usa is properly considered - a part)
Sun May 03 23:02:41 UTC 2015 <asciilifeform> how a turd is sausage.
Sat May 02 01:56:01 UTC 2015 <decimation> well, then why have a problem from pulling a key off a turd in the street?
Fri May 01 15:09:08 UTC 2015 <mircea_popescu> http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-05-2015#1117673 << it's funny tho, all the fraudulent pretense. "oh, a guy we never met is a founding director, because we wish to have the implication of legitimacy that would offer. next we make george washington founding director, and edit his wikipedia to say he founded the us and our turd"
Tue Apr 28 20:37:51 UTC 2015 <ascii_field> when i suddenly am expected to care what's in some xml turd, or expose a box to the net just to fetch changes, or similar atrocities - i reach for barf bag