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Wed Nov 05 05:40:09 UTC 2014 <asciilifeform> mircea_popescu: that particular piece was written while waiting for a locked-up msword turd on a usg slavemachine, also running mandatory usg antivirus, which wedged the disk
Wed Nov 05 04:57:19 UTC 2014 <BingoBoingo> turd should be legible to the .js deniers http://www.bnd.com/2014/11/04/3492961/enyart-bost-bradshaw-vie-for-congressional.html?sp=/99/100/&ihp=1
Fri Oct 31 18:37:06 UTC 2014 <mircea_popescu> adlai> we could define that the turd network doesn't count as output, since it's communication between computers and not output to the user <<< reading this sort of shit makes my head bleed
Fri Oct 31 18:34:56 UTC 2014 <adlai> we could define that the turd network doesn't count as output, since it's communication between computers and not output to the user
Fri Oct 31 04:11:58 UTC 2014 <*> BingoBoingo wonders if Well written bitcoind compatible turd will be larger than blockchain itself
Fri Oct 31 03:52:54 UTC 2014 <asciilifeform> mod6: custom fs doesn't require an os-level turd, just a raw block device that the process is permitted to r/w.
Fri Oct 31 02:01:05 UTC 2014 <*> BingoBoingo disappointed they redesigned their website into a js turd
Fri Oct 31 01:53:32 UTC 2014 <asciilifeform> if we're talking about a humbler turd that runs on unix, it'd take /dev/sdwhateverthefuck'
Fri Oct 31 01:44:59 UTC 2014 <asciilifeform> 30+gb << 40gB was the turd upon croaking
Fri Oct 31 01:38:24 UTC 2014 <*> asciilifeform read that useless piece re: herr omidyar, kept waiting for it to mention his specialty as no. 1 hoarder and withholder of snowden turd. then saw that article is by 'greenwald, poitras, ...'
Fri Oct 31 01:03:46 UTC 2014 <asciilifeform> incidentally, turd exhausts ram even if left to suffer in its attempt to fetch blocks
Fri Oct 31 00:58:41 UTC 2014 <assbot> Logged on 30-10-2014 18:53:30; assbot: Logged on 30-10-2014 17:09:54; asciilifeform: in other news, turd firmly wedged at block height 252450.
Fri Oct 31 00:23:52 UTC 2014 <asciilifeform> modular db << sounds pleasurable, but this requires massive re-engineering of satoshi's turd.
Thu Oct 30 20:50:47 UTC 2014 <ben_vulpes> asciilifeform wants valground turd and...what is this 'delete blkindex'?
Thu Oct 30 20:28:38 UTC 2014 <asciilifeform> turd sans scatole is still turd.
Thu Oct 30 20:13:56 UTC 2014 <asciilifeform> undata: 'this' being the overall affair of transmuting the 0.5.3 turd into a usable weapon
Thu Oct 30 18:57:43 UTC 2014 <asciilifeform> turd on lathe requires liquid helium refrigerant to stay solid.
Thu Oct 30 18:56:17 UTC 2014 <asciilifeform> mircea_popescu: if you want polished turd, buy a girl who knows cpp, 'valgrind', gdb, understands memory discipline, can implement bdb replacement ab initio, knows ecdsa mechanics, etc, etc.
Thu Oct 30 18:53:30 UTC 2014 <assbot> Logged on 30-10-2014 17:09:54; asciilifeform: in other news, turd firmly wedged at block height 252450.
Thu Oct 30 18:45:41 UTC 2014 <asciilifeform> mircea_popescu: those 12 errors look like 6-10 different holes << also please remember that there is no deterministic full-walk test for this turd orchestra.